we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
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don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
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Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.