i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
He kissed a someone with a penis
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
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When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
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Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.