I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
These 25 People Believed Fake Facts For Way Too Long
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
23 Adults Confess The Irrational Fears They Had When They Were Kids
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".