3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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