I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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