Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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