I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Randomize
