She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
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We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
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"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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