problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
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I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
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I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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