New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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