Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
