I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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