His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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