Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
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Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
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I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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