she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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