I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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