This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
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Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
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You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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