Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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