This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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