I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
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I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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