I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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