Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
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I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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