Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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