I just gift wrapped bread.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
