I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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