It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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