So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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