You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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