Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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