I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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