He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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