is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
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I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
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If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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