There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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