The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
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Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
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I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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