KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
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I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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