If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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