Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
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We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
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Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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