you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
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currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
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I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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