D3 body, D1 cock
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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