Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
operation have a gay friend backfired
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
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I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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