HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
So gin and wine won't be happening again
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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