i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
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On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
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There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
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