Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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