Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Let's paint friendship bongs
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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