Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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