i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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