You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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