last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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