Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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