how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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