you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
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I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
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Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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