Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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