what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
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i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
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Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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