I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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