Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
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