i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
It's just like the Real World with babies
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
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Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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