i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
You left your underwear on the fireplace
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
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E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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