It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
