yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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