My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
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I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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