so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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