Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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