The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
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i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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